That is all.

Constant Readers,

Since many of you have asked, I write today to state that I will not be writing anything about the Nadar-Gonzales "news" (or ensuing campaign). Because I couldn't give less of a shit.

(Though I will say that I think the Best Headline Award goes to Calitics.)

--Melissa 

PS - Tomorrow we will return to regularly-scheduled programming with a post about yummy fast food and the killjoys who are trying to insist that we know what is in it.

Comments

[Greg]

I admire your restraint, I couldn't resist making a lolmatt picture and pull together every Nader and Gonzalez rant tract I wrote. I guess this means I am persona non grata at Burning Man forever....

[Sweet Melissa]

Actually your pic was great! And yours was one of the better commentaries. I just can't believe how much press this event is getting.

[el Greco]

Wait just one second. I'm pretty sure that I remember the Heisenberg principle says that the act of observing an event, actually alters the event. Or something like that.

So, if you're not commenting on Matty G, isn't saying so changing the event by your non-announcement? It's like, if Gonzalez became Nader's running mate in a forest and there was no one to hear it would it make a sound? See what I mean?

Ralph and Matt are like all that dark matter in the universe. No one can see it or figure out what it is, but it has to be there.